Bad Boys of Boy Bands Past
Donnie Wahlberg from New Kids on the Block
AJ McLean from Backstreet Boys
And now introducing…
Luke from Altar Boyz
Luke is the “bad boy” of the Altar Boyz. He’s been known to be tempted by the altar wine and after a brief stint at the New Horizons Rejuvenation Center, where he was treated for “exhaustion”, he’s excited to be back with his Boyz for the final show of their tour. He may not be brightest, but he has a huge heart for God, his fellow Boyz, and the fans.
We wanted to get to know Luke a little better, so we asked him some fun get-to-know-you questions. Here’s what he had to say:
What are your ambitions and dreams for life?
I keep havein dis dream where i’m being chased by people wit pitch forks and tourches. i just keep screamin and no one understand what im sayin. But i alwayz wake up.
What’s your dream job?
I want to be de spokesman for Detour Energy Bars.
What’s your worst habit?
Nurse Cathy at the Rejoivination center said i aint got dat no more.
Who would play you in the movie version of your life?
Dey makeing a movie about me?!?!?!?!?! Fiddy Cent playin dat rite?!?!?!?
What did you dream about last night?
I waz on a boat. Me and Abe waz grillin burgerz and partyin wit altar gurlz. And Jesus came an said “yo dawg! make me one wit cheez!” and i was like “Jesus! u striaght tripin! u know cows was sacrid when u was alive!”
What are the five adjectives that describe you?
2. Thug life
5. Rap Busta
Dominion Stage presents Altar Boys.
Book by Kevin Del Aguila
Music and Lyrics by Gary Adler & Michael Patrick Walker
Produced by Richard Isaacs , Directed & Choreographed by Patrick M. Doneghy, Music Direction by Keith Tittermary.
Altar Boyz is a musical comedy full of sharp parody, sinfully spectacular dancing, and irreverent humor about a fictitious Christian boy band. The show follows the five über-talented heartthrobs: Matthew (Patrick Kim), Mark (Mickey D DaGuiso), Luke (Rob White), Juan ( Aaron Alexander), and Abraham (Chase Maggiano) on the last night of their “Raise the Praise” tour. Throughout the show the boyz learn about brotherhood, facing tough decisions and how important they truly are to one another. With their angelic voices, sinfully spectacular dancing and a touching story, the Altar Boyz are destined to rock the masses of all denominations!
PERFORMANCE DATES: Friday, Oct. 01, Saturday, Oct. 02, Thursday, Oct. 07, Friday, Oct. 08, Saturday, Oct. 09, Sunday, Oct. 10, Thursday, Oct. 14, Friday, Oct. 15 and Saturday, Oct. 16
And Now Get Ready To Make Some Noise For The ALTAR BOYZ…